Category Archives: Horror Movies

SACRILEGE Film Review! Demon kids gonna be demon kids!

Director: Paul Catalanotto Writer: Mary Nguyen Catalanotto, Paul Catalanotto, and Mark Twain Williams Starring: Jenn Foreman, Megan Few, Jordan Salloum, Kim Baptiste, Greg Pearson, and Chad Graham  Sacrilege is of that particular breed of horror film centered on a possessed object … Continue reading

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CLOWN KILL Review! Who doesn’t love movies that combine clowns and rape? Me. I don’t.

Director/Writer: Mark J. Howard Starring: Jessica Cunningham, Roy Basnett, Stephen Greenhalgh, James Thompson, Tim Paley, Jeff Downs, Rachel Dargie Until I slogged through Clown Kill (also known as Lock In), my least favorite clown-themed film this year had been director Aaron Mirtes’ Clowntergeist. That … Continue reading

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SUMMER SHARK ATTACK/OZARK SHARKS Review! Fun in the Sun–er, Swamp!

Ozark Sharks, also known as Summer Shark Attack, is not what you’d expect—it’s actually well written. Script writer and Lifetime Movie Network alumn Marcy Holland (Fatal Acquittal, Sexting in Suburbia) adds quip-heavy dialogue and sleek character development to the bare-boned story provided … Continue reading

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A ROOM TO DIE FOR, aka RANCOUR (2017) Review! Murder, rape, and bad audio!

Director: Devanand Shanmugam Writer: Matthew J. Gunn, Devanand Shanmugam Starring: Loren Peta, Michael Lieber, Christopher Craig, Antonia Davies, Ben Ellis A Room to Die For (or Rancour, if you prefer), is an English horror film of the insane-elderly variety. There’s a long … Continue reading

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THE SUMMONING (2017) Review! Gothic ghosts and confusion!

Director: Alberto G. Rodriguez Writer: Alberto G. Rodriguez Starring: Leila Almas, Jaime Zevallos, Manny M. Hernandez, Eric Roberts The Summoning is the story of law student Rachel—played by Leila Almas (American Sharia)—and Detective Silva—played by Jaime Zevallos (American Horror Story)—both of … Continue reading

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THE LOVE WITCH review! Awesome Gothic throwback with Burlesque!

SYNOPSIS: Elaine, a beautiful young witch, is determined to find a man to love her. In her gothic Victorian apartment she makes spells and potions, and then picks up men and seduces them. However, her spells work too well, and … Continue reading

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AWAKENING THE ZODIAC review! Serial killer + Unmotivated rage!

SYNOPSIS: The story follows a down-on-their-luck couple who discovers a serial killer’s film reels. They decide to take the law into their own hands, risking everything for the chance at a $100,000 reward. It isn’t long until they find themselves … Continue reading

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IBIZA UNDEAD review! Zombies and British and Spring Breakers, Oh My!

SYNOPSIS: A group of young people head to Ibiza for the holiday of a lifetime – all the sun, sea and sex they can handle. If only there wasn’t a zombie outbreak getting in the way. REVIEW: Director/Writer: Andy Edwards … Continue reading

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THE HOLLY KANE EXPERIMENT Review! Brain-washing and moping around, hurrah!

In The Holly Kane Experiment (2017), the titular character (Kirsty Averton) is an isolated young psychologist who spends her time tweaking a do-it-yourself website about her subliminal mind-control techniques, and having beers with her chemist turned-drug-dealer friend. When she gets … Continue reading

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CHILD OF SATAN (2017)/NERON (2016) Review! WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

REVIEW: Director: Mitesh Kumar Patel, Sam Son Starring: Kacey Clarke, Yves Bright, Caite Upton, Raymond Forchion, and Eric Roberts. Conventional wisdom suggests that all children need love, but Child of Satan has convinced me the Spartans had it right—there are some … Continue reading

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