Category Archives: Bad Movies

DEVIL’S ACID (2018) Review! Ever want to see a little person make vomit angels? Me either, but here it is.

SYNOPSIS: When it’s time for dad to tell his sons a bedtime story, little people with bad dispositions, sexy twins, and tabs of acid are all suitable material when the Devil’s involved. REVIEW: Directors: Garrett Kruithof Writers: Eric Gibson, Finch … Continue reading

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BUNNYMAN VENGEANCE (2017) Review! This movie has the weirdest dream sequence ever, and it’s worth it.

Director:  Carl Lindbergh Writer: Carl Lindbergh Starring: Michael Shaun Sandy, Omari Washington, Pucci Tres, Joshua Lang and Carl Lindbergh  Bunnyman Vengeance (2017)  is the third, and reportedly final, Bunnyman film. What is Bunnyman, you ask? The Bunnyman, or “Michael,” is a horribly burned … Continue reading

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TALON FALLS (2017) Review! Haunted Attraction make teens go slump in the night!

Writer / Director: Joshua Shreve Starring: Morgan Wiggins, Jordyn Rudolph, Brad Bell, Ryan Rudolph Morgan Wiggins – Lyndsey killjoy, Brad Bell – Lance douche, Jordyn Rudolph – Ryder blonde, Ryan Rudolph – Sean boring Talon Falls is of the most recent … Continue reading

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ARMED RESPONSE (2017) Review: Wesley Snipes does the limbo! (How low can he go?)

Director: John Stockwell Writer: Matt Savelloni Starring: Wesley Snipes, Anne Heche, Dave Annable, Colby Lopez, Mo Gallini, Morgan Roberts, Mike Seal, and Eyas Younis Armed Response is a tepid military horror film wearing the thin veneer of an action movie. Unfortunately … Continue reading

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CLOWN KILL Review! Who doesn’t love movies that combine clowns and rape? Me. I don’t.

Director/Writer: Mark J. Howard Starring: Jessica Cunningham, Roy Basnett, Stephen Greenhalgh, James Thompson, Tim Paley, Jeff Downs, Rachel Dargie Until I slogged through Clown Kill (also known as Lock In), my least favorite clown-themed film this year had been director Aaron Mirtes’ Clowntergeist. That … Continue reading

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THE SUMMONING (2017) Review! Gothic ghosts and confusion!

Director: Alberto G. Rodriguez Writer: Alberto G. Rodriguez Starring: Leila Almas, Jaime Zevallos, Manny M. Hernandez, Eric Roberts The Summoning is the story of law student Rachel—played by Leila Almas (American Sharia)—and Detective Silva—played by Jaime Zevallos (American Horror Story)—both of … Continue reading

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THE HOLLY KANE EXPERIMENT Review! Brain-washing and moping around, hurrah!

In The Holly Kane Experiment (2017), the titular character (Kirsty Averton) is an isolated young psychologist who spends her time tweaking a do-it-yourself website about her subliminal mind-control techniques, and having beers with her chemist turned-drug-dealer friend. When she gets … Continue reading

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CHILD OF SATAN (2017)/NERON (2016) Review! WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

REVIEW: Director: Mitesh Kumar Patel, Sam Son Starring: Kacey Clarke, Yves Bright, Caite Upton, Raymond Forchion, and Eric Roberts. Conventional wisdom suggests that all children need love, but Child of Satan has convinced me the Spartans had it right—there are some … Continue reading

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